September 13, 2009

If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes on. Thank you for making me feel okay.

xcarcrashhearts:

werethechemists:

(via fypetewentzquotes)

would any of my irl friends like to comment on how utterly truthful this is for me?

“d-d-d-do it!”

ahahahahahaha.

i think you pretty much covered it dude.
that line is never going to get old xD

ps. it feels super weird to be actually using this thing..

June 2, 2009
Bad Idea #9838837745860687271…
Microwaved pizza.

Looks like shit. Tastes like cardboard.
Not good.

Oh. See that yellow highlighter… Every inch of it is now covered in the word ‘douche’…I have great friends =P
x

Bad Idea #9838837745860687271…

Microwaved pizza.

Looks like shit. Tastes like cardboard.

Not good.

Oh. See that yellow highlighter… Every inch of it is now covered in the word ‘douche’…
I have great friends =P

x

May 13, 2009
clandestineindustries:
See you in July!
want.
this and money.
dammit

clandestineindustries:

See you in July!

want.

this and money.

dammit

May 9, 2009
“Grand Theft Auto/Where Is My Car?”
Pretty much the coolest shit ever written on a bus ticket…








PS. I actually used my tumblr =O

“Grand Theft Auto/Where Is My Car?” Pretty much the coolest shit ever written on a bus ticket… PS. I actually used my tumblr =O

March 25, 2009

aha

Aren’t you ever so proud of me?
I finally jumped on the band wagon and got a tumblr.

Wahaayyy for conformity
;D